Help

I was tagged in that 6 photos thing. I deleted all my selfies off my phone, so you guys should help me out. I’ve posted a bunch of dumb photos on here under the tags “me” or “gpoy.” I want you guys to pick the ones you like best. Just copy the links and submit them. Now you’re provably thinking, “this sounds like you being lazy.” To that I say, shut up.

monkeysaysficus:

th3-side-effect:

Bonus points if you can explain why.  

Assbender

monkeysaysficus:

th3-side-effect:

Bonus points if you can explain why.  

Assbender

Bummed I can’t watch fleet and flotilla with my quarian best friend :/

Womp

I am very full. Much ravioli was eaten. Little moving is being done.

Wednesday plans

Drink Prosecco, write a long blog post about why I want a specific super power, socialize, sleep for days.

sushiandpie:

Reblog if you want your followers to put the Pokémon they think Best Represents you into your ask box.image

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touchmykittykat:

shasta-brah:

chappaai-trekker:

gifak-net:

SHARK ATTACK

She saw Jesus

This is the best thing I have ever seen.

I would have shit my pants.

carlosison

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Snapchat

I have one of those. If you’d like it. Ask.

Q

onceuponapiano asked:

d,j,t

A

D. HARDEST THING I’VE EVER BEEN THROUGH.

Bleh, I feel awkward talking about bad stuff. I guess it was when my grandpa died when I was in 7th grade. I still feel terrible because I don’t think I ever really got to know him. I still feel kinda guilty about that, so I guess that? Also the whole, “coming to terms with sexuality” thing. That’s ongoing I guess though.

J. WHAT I WANT TO BE WHEN I GET OLDER

I don’t really know. I’d like to do something in the entertainment industry. I think? I dunno. Hopefully television. Not acting, other stuff. 

T. AGE I GET MISTAKEN FOR.

15 -_-

Do it.

  • A. WHY MY LAST RELATIONSHIP ENDED.
  • B. FAVORITE BAND.
  • C. WHO I LIKE AND WHY I LIKE THEM.
  • D. HARDEST THING I’VE EVER BEEN THROUGH.
  • E. MY BEST FRIEND.
  • F. MY FAVOURITE MOVIE.
  • G. SEXUAL ORIENTATION.
  • H. DO I SMOKE/DRINK?
  • I. HAVE ANY TATTOOS OR PIERCINGS?
  • J. WHAT I WANT TO BE WHEN I GET OLDER.
  • K. RELATIONSHIP WITH MY PARENTS.
  • L. ONE OF MY INSECURITIES.
  • M. VIRGIN OR NOT?
  • N. FAVOURITE PLACE TO SHOP AT?
  • O. MY EYE COLOUR.
  • P. WHY I HATE SCHOOL.
  • Q. RELATIONSHIP STATUS AS OF RIGHT NOW.
  • R. FAVOURITE SONG AT THE MOMENT.
  • S. A RANDOM FACT ABOUT MYSELF.
  • T. AGE I GET MISTAKEN FOR.
  • U. WHERE I WANT TO BE RIGHT NOW.
  • V. LAST TIME I CRIED.
  • W. CONCERTS I’VE BEEN TO.
  • X. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF (…)?
  • Y. DO YOU WANT TO GO TO COLLEGE.
  • Z. HOW ARE YOU?

Q

theechofiles asked:

But Peter loves you!

A

I knew it was you.

chookiemunster:

mylittlebig-world-of-my-mind:

take-me-tom-hiddleston:

ship-it-all-the-way:

jadedfalling:

sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:

gravemakers-and-gunslingers:

BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

we need this

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.

And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.

I would send messages in morse code

magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.

Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta

Just like every single post in here…

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Can we please start making fun of Zach Braff?

I like Scrubs admittedly, but his new movie looks terrible and it’s getting panned by critics. 

Dear anon

No

Do it nerds. I wanna talk to you. ALL OF YOU (most of you.)