I am face happy

Q

Anonymous asked:

I'm probably lame, but is 'an edible' a drug reference? If so, please be careful. I would miss you a lot if something happened

A

Awww it’s okay anon. That’s very sweet of you, but it just has marjuana oil in it. It’s perfectly safe.

Good vibes

I have a feeling it’s gonna be a good day. I didn’t wake up hungover, I feel relatively rested, I just had a delicious crepe for breakfast (aka sexy pancakes,) I got invited to a party I’m super psyched about, and I’m pretty sure I’m gonna take an edible today. Expect weird blogging, and much eating.

v171 I’m shocked to learn that you stole this photo of you from another blog.

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Honestly the Greeks don’t have shit on this hubris story. Honestly the Greeks don’t have shit on this hubris story. Honestly the Greeks don’t have shit on this hubris story. Honestly the Greeks don’t have shit on this hubris story.

Honestly the Greeks don’t have shit on this hubris story.

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chepre:

this fucked me up
chepre:

this fucked me up
chepre:

this fucked me up

Naps are the bomb

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freshest-tittymilk:

portraits-of-america:

     “I got both of them from local shelters. When I got her in 2006, the staff told me she was a shepherd husky. I go to the dog park, I’m meeting people with shepherd husky mixes, and they look nothing like her. I get in my car, I’m driving, I look in the rearview mirror, I see these eyes and I’m like, I’ve got a wolf in my car. Then, when she was 10-months old, there was a shepherd breeder and trainer in the dog park, and at the end of the lesson, the trainer came up to me and asked, ‘What kind of dog is that?’ And I’m thinking, Shepherd husky. You should know, you are a breeder. She said, ‘That’s a wolf.’” 

Bethlehem, PA

 

Thats mildly hilarious

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Q

Anonymous asked:

Stop being an attention whore. It makes you even less attractive.

treeporn:

Beautiful tree tattoos. (sources unknown).
update: first image on the bottom row is actually a pair of AMAZING leggings by Black Milk. Though they would make great tattoos too. (Thanks butt-t0uches)
update 2: The lady in the middle on the third row is the very beautiful wanderingeast.
treeporn:

Beautiful tree tattoos. (sources unknown).
update: first image on the bottom row is actually a pair of AMAZING leggings by Black Milk. Though they would make great tattoos too. (Thanks butt-t0uches)
update 2: The lady in the middle on the third row is the very beautiful wanderingeast.
treeporn:

Beautiful tree tattoos. (sources unknown).
update: first image on the bottom row is actually a pair of AMAZING leggings by Black Milk. Though they would make great tattoos too. (Thanks butt-t0uches)
update 2: The lady in the middle on the third row is the very beautiful wanderingeast.
treeporn:

Beautiful tree tattoos. (sources unknown).
update: first image on the bottom row is actually a pair of AMAZING leggings by Black Milk. Though they would make great tattoos too. (Thanks butt-t0uches)
update 2: The lady in the middle on the third row is the very beautiful wanderingeast.
treeporn:

Beautiful tree tattoos. (sources unknown).
update: first image on the bottom row is actually a pair of AMAZING leggings by Black Milk. Though they would make great tattoos too. (Thanks butt-t0uches)
update 2: The lady in the middle on the third row is the very beautiful wanderingeast.
treeporn:

Beautiful tree tattoos. (sources unknown).
update: first image on the bottom row is actually a pair of AMAZING leggings by Black Milk. Though they would make great tattoos too. (Thanks butt-t0uches)
update 2: The lady in the middle on the third row is the very beautiful wanderingeast.
treeporn:

Beautiful tree tattoos. (sources unknown).
update: first image on the bottom row is actually a pair of AMAZING leggings by Black Milk. Though they would make great tattoos too. (Thanks butt-t0uches)
update 2: The lady in the middle on the third row is the very beautiful wanderingeast.
treeporn:

Beautiful tree tattoos. (sources unknown).
update: first image on the bottom row is actually a pair of AMAZING leggings by Black Milk. Though they would make great tattoos too. (Thanks butt-t0uches)
update 2: The lady in the middle on the third row is the very beautiful wanderingeast.
treeporn:

Beautiful tree tattoos. (sources unknown).
update: first image on the bottom row is actually a pair of AMAZING leggings by Black Milk. Though they would make great tattoos too. (Thanks butt-t0uches)
update 2: The lady in the middle on the third row is the very beautiful wanderingeast.
treeporn:

Beautiful tree tattoos. (sources unknown).
update: first image on the bottom row is actually a pair of AMAZING leggings by Black Milk. Though they would make great tattoos too. (Thanks butt-t0uches)
update 2: The lady in the middle on the third row is the very beautiful wanderingeast.

treeporn:

Beautiful tree tattoos. (sources unknown).

update: first image on the bottom row is actually a pair of AMAZING leggings by Black Milk. Though they would make great tattoos too. (Thanks butt-t0uches)

update 2: The lady in the middle on the third row is the very beautiful wanderingeast.

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I am tired and stressed

Yay college!

Things I’ve done before a potential interview

Shower

Apply safe amounts if deodorant (2x)

Dressed nice

Ate a light meal to avoid toots

Brushed my teeth

Chewed mint gum to ensure effectiveness of teeth brushing

Voided my bowels